Do not be alarmed.
That rumbling is nought but an oncoming wufniks.
A new issue approaches like a thrown Frisbee.
Use hands to protect your sensitives, keep your eyelids ajar and brace yourself: issue #3 is a mere week away.
Issue #3 features all sorts. Abusive crockery! A drawing of a narwhal! The death of Ronald McDonald!
It has all of this and it has more.
(get ready for it)
If this is the kind of thing that you like, then — as former Indian Prime Minister Moraji Desai, who practiced urinotherapy, might have said — “urine for a treat”!
Aw, you guys,