You can now buy wufniks at the Cornerhouse! Hamazing! Go down there and get issue #2 sold out for us. We would cry milkshakes of gratitude. You would cry gravytrains of joy.
What’s more! You can now buy wufniks online. Looksee! We have a link to the Paypal! He’s your buddy!
The obituaries are finished. O to Z are now done. H has been re-done (poor, poor Hidalgo just wasn’t fictional enough). Read. Enjoy. Spoon.
Issue #3 is now being slow-cooked towards completion. Not long now. We promises.
Also! Don’t forget! Save your fingertips: you can now reach this very page by merely typing wufniks.com. The big time! Phenomenal!