Submissions

Wufniks is NOT currently accepting submissions. We are a sleeping mouse at the moment. We will post things online and then maybe a physical magazine will come again. Out of a cocoon perhaps?

So! Submissions can be:

- Short stories.

- Miscellany.

- Poetry?

Copy them into the body of an email or as a word attachment. We’re not picky here. Well, we are picky but we’ll just talk about you behind your back. No big deal.

We are on Submishmash now? Holy moses! Please use it for all submissions. Any questions can be directed to wufniksmagazine@gmail.com

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Submissions FAQ:

Q: Is there a word-limit?

A: Yes yes yes. Sorry, but please don’t send us anything over 2,000 words. We hope that’s not too short for you, but we are only a small elevator and we want to fit in as many people as possible.

Q: What the Dickens is ‘Miscellany’?

A: Anything you want. Seriously. Don’t be scared off by this freedom. Take a look at the magazine. We love all sorts. Ours is a broad synagogue. Be a beast. Be a champion. Be bravery.

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Q: How much will I be paid?

A: Sadly, we can’t pay contributors anything at the moment. We are paupers and any profit the magazine makes goes straight into producing further issues. Of course, anyone published in wufniks will receive a free copy of the magazine. Also we will love and love you like no other knows how.

Q: Poetry?

A: Truth. We like poetry. We like line breaks. We like stanzas. Don’t expect every haiku and sonnet to pass the test however. You will most likely have to impress our pickiest idiot.