Holy Hamstrings!

Happy St. Wufniks day,

Thanks to those who have already submitted to Issue #3.
Congratumalations!
You are champions and really rather marvelous the lot of you.
Of course, there is still plenty of time to send us bits, but it’s never too early…

As a morbid incentive, we have posted five 100-word obituaries of misrepresented heroes from throughout history.
Would you Adam and Steve it? There is one each for the letters A, B, C, D and then E, in that order!
Look at that!

Ah!

OK,
Keep submitting,
All the best and all the rest,
As per always,

Leap Year

Dearests,

Thank goodness it is a leap year, so you have an entire extra day to compose your very submissions. Just two to go now.

We have yet more Stanley for your delectations.

Wait a minute: are you a fan of tic tac toe? Then how about tic tac TOAST?!

OK.

Seriously now,

Three Days? Three Days!

Just three days remaining for submissions.

Bribery:

More Stanley? More Stanley!

The perils of English? The perils of English!

You guys, eh?

Hip hip hoorufniks,

One Week Left!

Greetings again writers and writettes. Did you know that there is a type of chlamydia that humans can catch from parrots?

It is called psittacosis. Wufniks does not condone sex with parrots.

Did you also know that there is only one week remaining to submit for issue #2 of Wufniks?

We know that you know and we know that you are busy polishing your paragraph children and word creations and we eagerly await their arrival.

To celebrate this one weekiversary we are serializing the Idiosyncratic Voyages of Mr. Stanley Downstairs. The first episode can be read today. right here. this now.

Enjoy and Good luck.

Also for your enjoyment we have legendary bald screen legend Yul Brenner playing a classical gypsy folk song. ahoy hoy!

Loveniks,

New Thingamajig

Ahoy hoy.

We’ve posted a short list of the meanings of boys names.

That’s all.

Two weeks left to give us the good stuffs.

We like you.
Keep Wufniks,