Literary Fish & Chips!

Hush.
Do not be alarmed.
That rumbling is nought but an oncoming wufniks.

Yippee!
A new issue approaches like a thrown Frisbee.
Use hands to protect your sensitives, keep your eyelids ajar and brace yourself: issue #3 is a mere week away.

Issue #3 features all sorts. Abusive crockery! A drawing of a narwhal! The death of Ronald McDonald!
It has all of this and it has more.
(get ready for it)
If this is the kind of thing that you like, then — as former Indian Prime Minister Moraji Desai, who practiced urinotherapy, might have said — “urine for a treat”!
(woo!)

Thank goodness for you,
Do keep submitting for issue #4. Do get involved with Zadie Smith’s challenge. You are the golden generation.

Shucks,
Aw, you guys,

Literary Fish & Chips!

Hush.
Do not be alarmed.
That rumbling is nought but an oncoming wufniks.

Yippee!
A new issue approaches like a thrown Frisbee.
Use hands to protect your sensitives, keep your eyelids ajar and brace yourself: issue #3 is a mere week away.

Issue #3 features all sorts. Abusive crockery! A drawing of a narwhal! The death of Ronald McDonald!
It has all of this and it has more.
(get ready for it)
If this is the kind of thing that you like, then — as former Indian Prime Minister Moraji Desai, who practiced urinotherapy, might have said — “urine for a treat”!
(woo!)

Thank goodness for you,
Do keep submitting for issue #4. Do get involved with Zadie Smith’s challenge. You are the golden generation.

Shucks,
Aw, you guys,

The Wordflash of a Coming Wufniks!

Hark!

You can now buy wufniks at the Cornerhouse! Hamazing! Go down there and get issue #2 sold out for us. We would cry milkshakes of gratitude. You would cry gravytrains of joy.

What’s more! You can now buy wufniks online. Looksee! We have a link to the Paypal! He’s your buddy!

The obituaries are finished. O to Z are now done. H has been re-done (poor, poor Hidalgo just wasn’t fictional enough). Read. Enjoy. Spoon.

Issue #3 is now being slow-cooked towards completion. Not long now. We promises.

Also! Don’t forget! Save your fingertips: you can now reach this very page by merely typing wufniks.com. The big time! Phenomenal!

OK. Keep submitting for issue #4. Keep loving Zadie Smith’s challenge. Keep on running.

Hobnobs,