Launch! Party!

Heavens to Betsy!

On 16th April, 2008, Wufniks will be having a launch party.
You are invited.
You should come.
Seriously.
It will be nice.

It will be held in upstairs at Revolution on Oxford Rd, Manchester.
For those who don’t know: an internet map.

We’ll have more details in the coming weeks but so far we know that:

- We’re hoping to have some actual multi-dimensional people reading their work for your very delectations.
- Issue #1 & brand spanking new Issue #2 will both be available to purchase and thenceforth be read or given as a thoughtful gift or used to fan one’s self/next-of-kin/chilly enemies.
- There will be some exciting announcements made concerning the distant spectre that is Issue #4!

Anyway.
Tip-Ex out everything that you had in your diary for that day and come and say hello and let us love you and pat you on the back.

Further, further bribery:
Remember Stanley? Have more Stanley!

And even some Kurt.

Keep sending us things for Issue #3.

Don’t be squareniks,

Holy Hamstrings!

Happy St. Wufniks day,

Thanks to those who have already submitted to Issue #3.
Congratumalations!
You are champions and really rather marvelous the lot of you.
Of course, there is still plenty of time to send us bits, but it’s never too early…

As a morbid incentive, we have posted five 100-word obituaries of misrepresented heroes from throughout history.
Would you Adam and Steve it? There is one each for the letters A, B, C, D and then E, in that order!
Look at that!

Ah!

OK,
Keep submitting,
All the best and all the rest,
As per always,

Issue #1 = Freshly Baked Bread

OH!
Holy Mackerels!
Did you know that Issue #1 has just come back from the printers?
It’s true!
Fresh and warm it is indeed.
So, get in touch with us if you’re interested in getting your hot paws on a copy.

Keep your eyes to this site to find out about the upcoming release party as well.

Issue #2 is hot on the tail of its predecessor and should be out later this month in physical form as well.
It’s brewing in its juices as we type.
Wufniks keeps you in the know.

Oh, Garfield Minus Garfield !!

Oh, Lemon Gas !!

Okay Dokay,

Call for Submissions: Issue #3

Wowie zowie David Bowie!

We are all spruced up and ready for submissions for issue #3 of Wufniks.
The response has been great so far and we know that there are more and more of you out there who can’t wait to submit to this little magazine.
We know that there are others out there who are about to hit the multiple submissions milestone.
We call this the Bronze Club.

So!
You know by now that submissions can be:

- Short Stories (now of up to a mere 2,000 words)

- Submissions to the Writer’s Challenge (see below)

- Miscellany (aka anything else in the world. Some people are scared off by this freedom. Don’t be one of them. Be bravery.)

Holy cheese on toast!
Did you see that Irvine Welsh has been kind enough to supply us with a challenge for issue #3?
Well what are you waiting for? Sharpen those pencils, misters and misses!

email submissions to:
wufniksmagazine@gmail.com
deadline: the twelfth of april two thousand and eight

Ahhhh,
You make us wonderful with your stories and your rhythmic chants.

Love and postmodern smiles,

Issue #3 Writer’s Challenge

Again again. It’s us.
Bingo.

The submissions for issue #2 are here with us.
They are safely bubbling in a saucepan.
We thank with both hands all of everyone who sent us words.
You are the peoples, you peoples.

SO!
News!

Issue #3’s writing challenge has been provided by Irvine Welsh.
Irvine Welsh? Irvine Welsh!

Read the challenge here!

As per always you can submit or contact us here: wufniksmagazine@gmail.com

Further detailings of issue #3 submissions will be up in a short while.

Did you ever wonder what Dr. Claw looked like? *Spoilers!*

Love etc,