Dearests,
Thank goodness it is a leap year, so you have an entire extra day to compose your very submissions. Just two to go now.
We have yet more Stanley for your delectations.
Wait a minute: are you a fan of tic tac toe? Then how about tic tac TOAST?!
OK.
Seriously now,
Just three days remaining for submissions.
Bribery:
More Stanley? More Stanley!
The perils of English? The perils of English!
You guys, eh?
Hip hip hoorufniks,
Greetings again writers and writettes. Did you know that there is a type of chlamydia that humans can catch from parrots?
It is called psittacosis. Wufniks does not condone sex with parrots.
Did you also know that there is only one week remaining to submit for issue #2 of Wufniks?
We know that you know and we know that you are busy polishing your paragraph children and word creations and we eagerly await their arrival.
To celebrate this one weekiversary we are serializing the Idiosyncratic Voyages of Mr. Stanley Downstairs. The first episode can be read today. right here. this now.
Enjoy and Good luck.
Also for your enjoyment we have legendary bald screen legend Yul Brenner playing a classical gypsy folk song. ahoy hoy!
Loveniks,
Ahoy hoy.
We’ve posted a short list of the meanings of boys names.
That’s all.
Two weeks left to give us the good stuffs.
We like you.
Keep Wufniks,
Wufniks!
We are now officially the first Google result for ‘wufniks’! Also ‘wufniks poppycock’ and ‘happy wufniks’. Join the party!
Everything is dandy. We’ve posted a story from one of the world’s most prolific and mysterious Wufniks-contributors, Snehal Vadher.
Also, the answers to some FAQ’s:
FAQ: Under what assumed name does Wufniks stay at hotels?
FAA: Otto Normalverbraucher
FAQ: What is Wufniks’s political stance?
FAA: Something like this.
FAQ: What does Wufniks think is the finest invention of all time?
FAA: This, of course.
That should cover everything.
Happy Wufniks day to everyone.
Keep getting Issue #2 pregnant with your word babies!
Bottom-bunk love,
Thank you for giving us the gift of interest.
Your blog hits make our graphs go upwards.
We at Wufniks have composed a quiz. The highest scoring participant will be eligible for a wonderful prize. Not only will the highest scoring participant be awarded eternal life, there is also a mysterious incentive. Believe us. It’s incentivising. You won’t be disappointed.
As if that isn’t enough: Holy moly! A slideshow of some of the finest 1940s paperback mysteries you will ever encounter!
Also and furthermost, don’t forget about Issue #2. It loves you. (Hey, on that same subject, if you’re a illustrator and you’d like to have your piccy-wics in Wufniks next time round, gissa shout via electromail.)
We still want your submissions like so much Mexican food.
Help a brothers out.
All the bestest,
Kablammo!
The day is come. Here it is – Wufniks Issue #1, in electronic form, for all you net-fetishists and keyboard artists. Want a physical copy? Those will be available soon! Where can you get one? What will be required of you in exchange? How envious will it make your fellow commuters, preferably gauged numerically? These are the kinds of questions we are yet to find concrete answers to ourselves – but rest assured that as soon as Wufniks knows, yous knows.
Until then, please explore the fizzing titbits within and, as always, keep in touch.
Don’t forget we are currently in love with submissions for Issue #2:
Join the Joy, you Gorgeous Warriors!!
oh, and…
Seriously, look! It’s Wufniks Issue #1
(If you’re smart you can tell adobe to make it look like a magazine – just click View and ‘Two up’. Kablammo!)
Wufniks,
