Archive for February, 2008

Leap Year

Posted in Thingamajig on February 27, 2008 by wufniks

Dearests,

Thank goodness it is a leap year, so you have an entire extra day to compose your very submissions. Just two to go now.

We have yet more Stanley for your delectations.

Wait a minute: are you a fan of tic tac toe? Then how about tic tac TOAST?!

OK.

Seriously now,

Three Days? Three Days!

Posted in Thingamajig on February 26, 2008 by wufniks

Just three days remaining for submissions.

Bribery:

More Stanley? More Stanley!

The perils of English? The perils of English!

You guys, eh?

Hip hip hoorufniks,

One Week Left!

Posted in Thingamajig on February 21, 2008 by wufniks

Greetings again writers and writettes. Did you know that there is a type of chlamydia that humans can catch from parrots?

It is called psittacosis. Wufniks does not condone sex with parrots.

Did you also know that there is only one week remaining to submit for issue #2 of Wufniks?

We know that you know and we know that you are busy polishing your paragraph children and word creations and we eagerly await their arrival.

To celebrate this one weekiversary we are serializing the Idiosyncratic Voyages of Mr. Stanley Downstairs. The first episode can be read today. right here. this now.

Enjoy and Good luck.

Also for your enjoyment we have legendary bald screen legend Yul Brenner playing a classical gypsy folk song. ahoy hoy!

Loveniks,

New Thingamajig

Posted in Thingamajig on February 17, 2008 by wufniks


Ahoy hoy.

We’ve posted a short list of the meanings of boys names.

That’s all.

Two weeks left to give us the good stuffs.

We like you.
Keep Wufniks,

Again With The Updates

Posted in Update on February 13, 2008 by wufniks

Wufniks!

We are now officially the first Google result for ‘wufniks’! Also ‘wufniks poppycock’ and ‘happy wufniks’. Join the party!

Everything is dandy. We’ve posted a story from one of the world’s most prolific and mysterious Wufniks-contributors, Snehal Vadher.

Read it here!

Also, the answers to some FAQ’s:

FAQ: Under what assumed name does Wufniks stay at hotels?
FAA: Otto Normalverbraucher

FAQ: What is Wufniks’s political stance?
FAA: Something like this.

FAQ: What does Wufniks think is the finest invention of all time?
FAA: This, of course.

That should cover everything.
Happy Wufniks day to everyone.

Keep getting Issue #2 pregnant with your word babies!

Bottom-bunk love,

Update! Quiz!

Posted in Update on February 9, 2008 by wufniks

Thank you for giving us the gift of interest.

Your blog hits make our graphs go upwards.

We at Wufniks have composed a quiz. The highest scoring participant will be eligible for a wonderful prize. Not only will the highest scoring participant be awarded eternal life, there is also a mysterious incentive. Believe us. It’s incentivising. You won’t be disappointed.

Quiz Quiz Quiz!

As if that isn’t enough: Holy moly! A slideshow of some of the finest 1940s paperback mysteries you will ever encounter!

Also and furthermost, don’t forget about Issue #2. It loves you. (Hey, on that same subject, if you’re a illustrator and you’d like to have your piccy-wics in Wufniks next time round, gissa shout via electromail.)

We still want your submissions like so much Mexican food.

Help a brothers out.

All the bestest,

Issue #1

Posted in Issues on February 5, 2008 by wufniks

Kablammo!

The day is come. Here it is – Wufniks Issue #1, in electronic form, for all you net-fetishists and keyboard artists. Want a physical copy? Those will be available soon! Where can you get one? What will be required of you in exchange? How envious will it make your fellow commuters, preferably gauged numerically? These are the kinds of questions we are yet to find concrete answers to ourselves – but rest assured that as soon as Wufniks knows, yous knows.

Until then, please explore the fizzing titbits within and, as always, keep in touch.

Don’t forget we are currently in love with submissions for Issue #2:
Join the Joy, you Gorgeous Warriors!!

oh, and…

Seriously, look! It’s Wufniks Issue #1
(If you’re smart you can tell adobe to make it look like a magazine – just click View and ‘Two up’. Kablammo!)

Wufniks,